Prince PewPewblzer, last hope for man kind

Meathead Posts : 1 Join date : 2008-07-07

Character Name: Pewpewblzer
Class: Hunter
Race: BE
Professions (including any rare patterns): Leather working/Engineering For haste drums and repair bots, all engineering scopes and such.

What is your current spec?: Survival, for raid DPS I'd go BM, or if you'd need can go Survival Utility if we have a heavy melee group.
If applicable, do you have off spec gear?:
Describe how your character will fit into our raid and why we should consider you as your current spec: I have all vanilla wow raid experience up to Kelthuzad down in Drow on Doomhammer Alliance PvE. I have a flexible schedule and don't mind adjusting it to meet the RL's requests.

How did you hear about us? Friends are in the guild (Gemdiver)
What server are you applying from? Tichondrius

Link to armory of your character: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Tichondrius&n=Pewpewblzer (My gear isn't enchanted right atm, I'd have more agility gems if I got to raid again)
List of your PVE stats: Armory won't update for me to copy off of
unbuffed agility = 608 unbuffed RaP = 1872
Link to a screenshot of your UI (http://imageshack.us): https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img224/8922/uiyx5.jpg

Age: 19

Location: Arizona

Playtimes (Server Time Please): 10am-2am everyday is my usual login time

Will your play schedule be changing in the near future? Nope

Will you get grounded if you get caught raiding past bedtime? Only if I piss off the GF but she can't take my computer, I have a Y chromosome.

Will you get grounded if your mother hears cursing over your Ventrilo? Negative

What do you expect your raid attendance to be? Every day I'm needed, if not i'll still be on grinding honor or mats on the wait list.

Can you handle a plethora of "oofs", "eeps" and "hup" onomatopoeias during raid? I noticed Emer said that a couple times, I'm interested in the back story of this curious nomenclature.

Lumberjim: Pure of soul, or corrupt of mind? Chaotic Good

What kind of raiding experience do you have pre-BC and post-BC? Full clear Vanilla wow, and Up to Hyjal with no Black temple experience as of yet, but I've read up on all fights and I've done the Teron Gorefiend simulator.

Previous Raiding Guilds: Cult of Reason, Conversation Over

What made you leave your previous guilds? We all left cult as a group for separate reasons, mine being the lack of the social part of the guild and the guild leader didn't like the fact that I could sing better than him. Conversation Over I just joined to get some ZA's but they don't even run those anymore.

What do you do in preperation for a new boss fight in progression? Read the Wowwiki page, watch bosskill videos, mats i get Flask of Relentless assault, Grilled Mudfish, repair bots, and 50+ Drum Charges. Agility scrolls if available.

Do you know anybody that is in Cake? Gemdiver

What do you expect from raiding with Cake? More fans of Will Smith

Is there anything further you'd like to add or comment on? I'm from a different planet, and I came to earth to fight in MMA and play WoW http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/05/06/15-minutes-of-fame-mma-fighter-grapples-with-full-contact-wow-s/

Officer Posts : 381 Join date : 2008-05-05

Is this Plopz or a name thief

Pale Posts : 102 Join date : 2008-05-23

Ask, and thou shalt recieve...

Officer Posts : 381 Join date : 2008-05-05

I did ask nigger

Pale Posts : 102 Join date : 2008-05-23

/sigh

Subject: Re: Prince PewPewblzer, last hope for man kind Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:44 am

pewpewlazer wrote:: Character Name:
What do you expect from raiding with Cake? More fans of Will Smith

DENIED

but srsly, this guy doesn't really seem like a moron, but we sometimes have alot of hunters :O

Subject: Re: Prince PewPewblzer, last hope for man kind Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:54 am

You make mention of an all vanilla wow. Am i correct in interpreting this to mean that you hate all non-white protestants and are on a mission to eliminate blacky from all aspects of WoW and then possibly even the world?

If so, then you will fit right in. Perhaps that is the first step of the prince's mission in the conquest of earth, and by "conquest" the king obviously meant to make it pure by eliminating all of the tainted chocolate faced people.

Subject: Re: Prince PewPewblzer, last hope for man kind Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:55 am

Yah it's either Rob mysteriously disappears or Goris sleeps for 9 days straight.

Pale Posts : 113 Join date : 2008-05-05

don't need a undergeared hunter, but im not the decider!

Officer Posts : 381 Join date : 2008-05-05

Dont need hunters...at all

Plus you stole Plopz's name

High Warlord Posts : 488 Join date : 2008-05-05

pewpewlazer wrote:: Can you handle a plethora of "oofs", "eeps" and "hup" onomatopoeias during raid? I noticed Emer said that a couple times, I'm interested in the back story of this curious nomenclature.

eesh, another emer maniac.

Officer Posts : 289 Join date : 2008-05-05

Solid, clean app, but we don't really need any hunters right now, sorry.